Recent discoveries at several hundred Santa Clarita Valley homes, businesses and enterprises of more illegal Joe Biden documents have shocked the nation and may lead to the president’s impeachment. • HAIR CLUB FOR JOE — More than 32,098 gallon-sized Baggies were discovered inside the SCV Corvette Club Community Garage. Approximately 5,842 “Biden Boxes” found in the lunch pail of hillbilly Hart trustee Linda Storli. Joe Biden would get 10%, or 4 acres, and 10% of each mule — appropriately, the south end. The world’s most prolific satirist lives locally is not hiding any Joe Biden papers in his garage or underwear drawer.

Source: Daily Nation January 20, 2023 10:51 UTC